Sunday, June 1, 2014

I Shouldn't Be on Twitter at 12:35 AM After a Long Day...

this is the stupidest tweet:


you can't live in that era because THIS IS A MOVIE that was made in the LATE 70s SET in the 1950s about a girl who lowers her standards and sexualizes herself for a boy, another girl who conveniently has a miscarriage so she can get back with her boyfriend who broke up with her after impregnating her, and a group of boys who personify the "boys will be boys" mentality, topping it all off with song and dance. so no, you can't live in this era BECAUSE IT WASN'T REAL LIFE. this "era" paid people to design costumes and take this picture and made approx. $395,000,000 after all was said and done. if you want to live in a different era, please PLEASE get a picture that is actually from that time period, not from a movie that spent hours trying to get this shot to be perfect so hollywood could dominate our view of the past since we didn't actually live it. thx so much.

now that i've said all that i think you'll be surprised to know that grease is actually one of my favorite movies and i sing hopelessly devoted to you in the shower. i hope that this post didn't scare you, and i also hope that if you're reading my blog for the first time for #summerblogs, you'll forget this post is a thing and read some of my other posts because sometimes i try to write poetry, other times i just rant and think it's a really good idea to post it on the internet (like this) so, um...enjoy?

4 comments:

  1. I like your rants. Especially this one. So passionate. One of your best qualities.

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  2. I'm confused. It's totally on the list.

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  3. I love the "thx so much" at the end of the first part.

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